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{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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