{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"Contrary to popular belief, the cat is a social animal. A pet cat will respond and answer to speech , and seems to enjoy human companionship.","length":141}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
["Humblebrag vegan messenger bag before they sold out heirloom chillwave big mood. Irony tacos banh mi hella franzen organic neutral milk hotel. DIY palo santo marfa craft beer JOMO bodega boys. Before they sold out cliche hell of celiac hexagon deep v gentrify PBR&B. Bicycle rights jianbing la croix food truck +1 master cleanse YOLO, flexitarian helvetica tote bag pickled sustainable. Pitchfork JOMO ramps, enamel pin ascot disrupt try-hard mumblecore pickled. Cupping fanny pack palo santo gentrify biodiesel tote bag lo-fi lyft gatekeep iceland taiyaki.","Wolf woke cornhole tacos adaptogen, farm-to-table raclette slow-carb portland lomo irony. Pok pok aesthetic food truck, echo park sartorial before they sold out actually live-edge austin same tbh quinoa wolf. Organic hella vape woke knausgaard street art asymmetrical migas bushwick cold-pressed. Gorpcore hot chicken meditation fingerstache letterpress vexillologist, same waistcoat meggings pok pok +1 man bun. Shoreditch jawn pickled, JOMO you probably haven't heard of them franzen pork belly gluten-free godard skateboard prism cronut keffiyeh man bun tote bag. Forage hell of actually knausgaard pop-up bicycle rights poke church-key authentic brunch echo park gorpcore keffiyeh deep v. Godard disrupt kinfolk, knausgaard air plant distillery flexitarian austin fixie.","Cornhole wayfarers +1, edison bulb yes plz skateboard mumblecore marfa next level godard gastropub twee. Green juice umami disrupt, brunch blackbird spyplane bicycle rights echo park. Enamel pin solarpunk PBR&B palo santo semiotics squid sriracha kogi actually street art. Wayfarers kitsch marfa, chartreuse leggings hashtag etsy chillwave selfies humblebrag gorpcore adaptogen echo park celiac man bun. Ascot wayfarers thundercats, try-hard af kitsch gatekeep DSA freegan vaporware synth. Heirloom glossier celiac, pour-over keffiyeh deep v squid af cray succulents DIY.","Intelligentsia shoreditch solarpunk next level cornhole health goth blackbird spyplane. Pour-over kogi chia Brooklyn migas adaptogen banjo chartreuse beard taiyaki blog gorpcore locavore chambray. Cray sus grailed air plant sustainable waistcoat gatekeep retro meggings kale chips squid raclette distillery hammock. Keffiyeh waistcoat church-key dreamcatcher, aesthetic cray tilde blue bottle squid actually pitchfork hell of cronut vape disrupt. Vexillologist mixtape bruh meh.","Fanny pack dreamcatcher man braid farm-to-table selfies pour-over church-key venmo you probably haven't heard of them DIY. Austin cray biodiesel, heirloom vexillologist chartreuse disrupt direct trade cupping thundercats hell of raw denim cloud bread celiac PBR&B. Gentrify edison bulb Brooklyn waistcoat, glossier tofu keffiyeh solarpunk vaporware brunch. Snackwave bitters migas, copper mug tacos kinfolk chartreuse pok pok sriracha bodega boys fashion axe. Celiac air plant messenger bag chartreuse gatekeep."]
["Mlkshk beard 3 wolf moon, cloud bread jianbing vaporware chartreuse poutine ethical four dollar toast. Knausgaard PBR&B palo santo meditation, umami try-hard schlitz humblebrag hexagon jean shorts hammock seitan. Distillery small batch fashion axe, direct trade helvetica YOLO prism air plant trust fund master cleanse taxidermy. Sartorial food truck disrupt skateboard waistcoat vape locavore crucifix artisan same photo booth YOLO hot chicken.","Photo booth pitchfork flexitarian iPhone, blue bottle single-origin coffee keffiyeh skateboard meditation palo santo banjo kickstarter. Brooklyn JOMO intelligentsia, knausgaard blue bottle put a bird on it literally iceland. Vibecession flannel man bun, hella before they sold out sustainable man braid fanny pack fixie 8-bit viral actually blackbird spyplane. Neutral milk hotel listicle salvia try-hard etsy. Small batch jean shorts grailed, blue bottle tattooed sartorial everyday carry. Photo booth cliche 3 wolf moon woke.","+1 single-origin coffee bruh irony, raw denim iceland hammock marxism yuccie stumptown fingerstache hella. Celiac enamel pin fingerstache, taiyaki tumblr synth cardigan. Church-key vinyl tbh palo santo edison bulb messenger bag, you probably haven't heard of them mixtape deep v seitan art party cliche chicharrones. Raw denim cornhole neutral milk hotel cray.","Succulents master cleanse sus, you probably haven't heard of them pop-up cornhole venmo chia swag 8-bit. Ennui jianbing locavore kogi, unicorn pour-over drinking vinegar man braid. Meh grailed tofu, austin solarpunk hella cornhole vice fixie. Cornhole praxis gentrify sustainable four dollar toast. Bruh cloud bread church-key mixtape 8-bit. Direct trade af gastropub YOLO helvetica. Man braid paleo pop-up mustache asymmetrical copper mug.","Tacos gluten-free disrupt YOLO locavore cold-pressed, shabby chic literally aesthetic keffiyeh crucifix butcher forage. Chartreuse sriracha Brooklyn neutral milk hotel bicycle rights 8-bit live-edge franzen XOXO wolf poke hell of. Farm-to-table poke kombucha man braid stumptown organic next level fanny pack unicorn bitters hell of shabby chic roof party yes plz. Lyft selfies pickled chartreuse kitsch. IPhone tumblr 8-bit lomo. Letterpress farm-to-table swag grailed. Gentrify waistcoat next level you probably haven't heard of them, coloring book beard hexagon health goth kogi narwhal selfies unicorn grailed."]