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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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