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{"type":"standard","title":"St. Nikolai church (Jüterbog)","displaytitle":"St. Nikolai church (Jüterbog)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1284857","titles":{"canonical":"St._Nikolai_church_(Jüterbog)","normalized":"St. Nikolai church (Jüterbog)","display":"St. Nikolai church (Jüterbog)"},"pageid":65291481,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/J%C3%BCterbog-Nikolaikirche-1.jpg/330px-J%C3%BCterbog-Nikolaikirche-1.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/J%C3%BCterbog-Nikolaikirche-1.jpg","width":2174,"height":2898},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286207013","tid":"851fe364-1c4d-11f0-bfcb-a3fdaf5cd3e9","timestamp":"2025-04-18T12:06:12Z","description":"Church in Jüterbog, Germany","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.991135,"lon":13.084778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:St._Nikolai_church_(J%C3%BCterbog)"}},"extract":"The St. Nikolai church is the largest medieval church in Jüterbog, Brandenburg, Germany. The nave is a Brick Gothic hall church construction with field stone dual towers that dominate the cityscape. The church was first mentioned in 1307 and likely consecrated in 1488. The Patron saint is St. Nicholas of Myra.","extract_html":"
The St. Nikolai church is the largest medieval church in Jüterbog, Brandenburg, Germany. The nave is a Brick Gothic hall church construction with field stone dual towers that dominate the cityscape. The church was first mentioned in 1307 and likely consecrated in 1488. The Patron saint is St. Nicholas of Myra.
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