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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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Wray is a small village in Lancashire, England, part of the civil parish of Wray-with-Botton, in the City of Lancaster district. Wray is the point at which the River Roeburn joins the River Hindburn.
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